What YOU can do with a METAL BIBLE! (Sorry, I feel random today)
When getting mugged on the way to school, do not fret. Instead, follow these steps
After he empties you with everything that looks valuable and starts running, Yell in a really loud 'religious' voice: "THE WORD OF MY GOD SHALL PASS JUDGEMENT UNTO YOU, EVIL SINNER!"
Aim and throw the bible at the mugger's head.
After a thunk is heard and the man is observed to slump unto the floor, calmly take your belongings back. You may also want to empty him of his belongings.
Wipe off the blood with a piece of tissue, and continue on your way to school.
BABY, ITS YOU! 4/05/2009 03:42:00 PMY
PROFILE-
`Gwen Wong
`Temasek Pri(1999-2005)
`Ping Yi Sec (3/1/06-3/3/06)
`Bedok View Sec (200620072008 2009)
`22nd Oct '93
`Libra
`Drama
`Robotics
`Media & Promotion
`Life Science
`No guy is worth groveling on the floor for. A guy worth it wouldn't make you grovel in the first place
LOVES-
`Me, myself and I
`Money (Who doesn't)
`The newest handphones/mp3 that my father tests and lets me use
`Dolphins
`Dogs
`Good grades(again, who doesn't?)
`My Samsung K5
`My BELOVED iTouch
`My even more BELOVED iPhone
`Fanfictions
`Inuyasha
`Death Note
`Naruto
`Bokusatu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan (Club-to-death angel, Dokuro Chan)
`Inukami
`Fushigi Yuugi
`Vampire Knight
`Love Monster
`Chrono Crusade
`Kirarin Revolution
`Kanon 2006
`Love Celeb
`Shugo Chara
`H2O - Footprints in the Sand
`Toradora!
`MABINOGI TW!
`My Tag Heuer Aquaracer watch that costed $XXXX
[Translated that is "Aww, did i break your fragile hearts? sorry LOR."
`Bitches
`Bimbos
`Backstabbers
`Lians
`etc.etc.
WANTS-
`Motorola Z3
`iPod Touch
`iPhone
`A new wallet
`New Pencil Case
`New School Bag
`To learn archery
`To learn Japanese fully
`To drop Chinese
`Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
`To have the will to stop eating so many sweets!TT-TT
`To pass O levels [next year]
`PSP Slim
`New RAM for my desk top computer
`For Vampire Knight/Love Monster the manga to be subbed quickly
